Sex, Cats and Intimacy: The Lovecats - FML

The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

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By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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By idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

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Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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lilmslady 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:36

he just wants to tame the pussy ;)

glitterkuro 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:38

Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.

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_lifehappens_ 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:45

i wonder if your boyfriend is related to the op who posted about their boyfriend meowing when he climaxed...

narkill 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:50

And hopefully that will be the only thing you have to fake...

caitiebug1119 15

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:55

I think you'll have to run. Run fast and far away, don't look back.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:56

"Babe! I want to have sex right meow!" That's when you pounce on him. I don't know, I mean, role play? Dress up, own the sex kitten inside of you... dress up as Catwoman. ;D

juan77football 6

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:16

Way to turn the bad situation into a great one !

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:02

Break out the Ted Nugent! Buy earplugs as he rocks your world to "Cat Scratch Fever." After a while, you should find a man who has a fetish for adult, human females. There are quite a few of us ;)

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:08

I'll bet he's suddenly a huge Miley Cyrus fan after her duet at the AMA's!

footcheezeez 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:21

*Goes to doctor for checkup* "I'm sorry sir, but you appear to have contracted... *Takes off stethoscope dramatically* "Furrititus."

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:37

What was that (meow) stupid cop movie from a few (meow) years ago?

Shrouds 14

Wednesday 27 November 2013 4:43

you do not talk about Super Troopers in that manner.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:03

Better than some things that he could have...just hope he doesn't act like one...

Gho5tk3y 17

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:27

Time to pull out the cat ear head band n the tail plug

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