Sex, Cats and Intimacy: The Lovecats

The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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That's a hard no from me, dawg

By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

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I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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By idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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lilmslady 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:36

he just wants to tame the pussy ;)

glitterkuro 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 16:38

Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.

Comments

beccaboo1422 1

Saturday 30 November 2013 11:45

Run Away. Right Meow.

143amandaott 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:28

That's so weird!:/

dravvy 7

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:56

That's meowkward

AmyB8484 1

Tuesday 3 December 2013 3:57

You find out boyfriend is into **********, & he's still your boyfriend?? Maybe y'all should look at farmlove.com for foreplay

TheRealHarleyCat 9

Friday 6 December 2013 4:23

mewow. if he's ever single, please tell me.

sebaciel 3

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:18

Is your boyfriends name Sebastian Michaelis by any chance?

cgirl5 4

Saturday 21 December 2013 16:42

I don't have any fetishes but meowing in bed is kinda sexy

caseyt12 12

Monday 17 November 2014 10:33

good luck, I hope you make the meowst of it!

DaRito 25

Saturday 18 April 2015 4:04

So he's a furry?

I_Dunno_Why 8

Friday 3 July 2015 5:36

Kittens and steamrollers

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