That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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Top comments

plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

@73 bigtittedgingerhobbit, they were thinking way too long about that.

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summaluva33 2

I have the same problem. At work I'm titi girl

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laden_swallow09 34

Well, if you want to be remembered, you have to be memorable! ;)

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KaelaKhaotic 5

I'm that girl too. We're in this together, OP.

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jdengel 0

I married a short girl with big ****

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Hjade 4

Theres alot worse of nicknames to be known by!

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RedCrow 0

At least your not referee to "tall girl with no *******?"

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