That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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Top comments

plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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Comments

ddddddddg 9

That's better than tall girl with no boobs right? Be glad you will be remembered by that instead of something like a bitchy attitude

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pfclunchbox005 1

**** or GTFO!!!!

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melrose90210 10

You could have a worse nickname

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andrew1107 0

Wanna hang out?? ;)

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j_cat187 19

I'm not taking to you I'm talking to the twins.

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sporty1200xlr 6

Could be a lot worse

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hadeed 3

There are worse nicknames. Pix of boobs, or it didn't happen.

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Kibaruto 33

Well, better "short girl with big ****" than "tall girl with small ****" am I right? Maybe? No? Ok then

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ergo_fml 13

It's not like it's a bad nickname... How is this a FML?

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JuuChan 3

Yeah, I don't see this as a FML. Names are overrated.

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