Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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kkamp516 10

Friday 1 January 2010 10:51

what the **** are you? two? geez. still though, lmao

Jeef27 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:55

LMAO!!! This FML made me laugh so hard! hahaha

humblebumble 1

Friday 1 January 2010 11:55

You are my hero.

mylifesucksoften 0

Friday 1 January 2010 16:03

...omg XD

GriefBacon 0

Friday 1 January 2010 17:20

YDI. Never do that!

_Niccc_13 0

Friday 1 January 2010 17:58

LOL

letthemxeatcake 0

Friday 1 January 2010 19:36

LOL Why would you do that?? Did the other person start singing backup with you?

sexpanther10 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:00

Heeey.... girls don't take poos.. and they definitely don't sing while doing it.

mathman101 3

Friday 1 January 2010 23:53

ewww then where would they put all that crap? they keep it in there system :O thats gotta be unconfortable prly like u having sex :P

toastymarshy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:22

LMAO!! damn that made me laugh :P

Neall_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:03

nice lol

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