Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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Mrs_Depp0509 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:05

Uhm....How old are you? My guess is over 20? Am I right? Please please never do that again.

razzledazzle4119 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:20

Ok, so the OP was funny, but all of these comments are *hilarious* FML is often stupid, but when it's funny, it's killer

dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 8:06

your hilarious!

shazzam 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:12

hahhaha i totally snorted

sweetbiotch88 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:11

uhm k why did you do that again? like what normal humann bring does that?

Firesprite2009 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:34

One that is either, a) Really bored. Or, b) Has a sense of humour.

sweetbiotch88 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:14

*being

mr3speed 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:46

do you always sing when you crap, and if you do why would you do it at work in public bathroom, ar'tard

spazztcat16 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 17:07

#42 winnnn

BUTTPLUG 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:03

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT SUCKS but honestly , i would have laughed so hard if i were the other person ahhahahha

WontTellYaMyName 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:35

HAHA ROFLMFAO! this belongs in MLIA not FML

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