Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment - FML

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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ryanbeast 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:04

that's something a 3 year old who just became potty trained would do

RaquelRox2299 0

Monday 5 September 2011 20:10

Weirdo

texaschick2011 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 22:37

The singing lessons pay off?

bntilley 2

Friday 23 September 2011 2:00

omg what I would have paid to have been in that bathroom to hear that!! Lmfao!!!

ZeroIce 12

Friday 23 September 2011 11:52

ROFL thats me! :D pooooooooop

Ashley1721 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:59

yes because everyone starts singing when their alone in the washroom..

emodude44 0

Monday 10 October 2011 8:37

Aaand bass vocals from Dolores, the creepy lesbian co-worker! Did she ask for your number after? You poor, poor soul.

vinathi 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:20

COMEDY GOLD. Sorry OP. Something similar happened to me. Once I was in the bathroom and I decided to sing I AM A GUMMY BEAR at the top of my voice thinking it was empty. It wasn't. There were 2 other people in the bathroom. When I got out I blamed it on the 3rd person ;P

ppl2ppl 4

Friday 11 November 2011 5:49

Sooo how old are you?? Bahahaha

brittneyjai 0

Friday 2 December 2011 2:05

What the hell Is wrong with you! Ahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahah

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