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Thanks, spellcheck

By fuckspellcheck - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the senior thesis I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML

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poolshark 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:09

I take it your thesis was not on donkeys?

tehhotness 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:14

To get back at my ex for cheating on me, I changed her auto-correct to change the word "an" to "buttsex" and the word "of" to "*****". She didn't notice til after she got her first paper back

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Rexypoo 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 11:04

I DID THE EXACT SAME THING ON MY SENIOR PROJECT!!! Thank goodness for the revision process!

pianodoctor 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:23

um, did you reread it BEFORE you turned it in? DUMB!

christopherlove 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 8:18

I agree with 50, and I'm surprised he was the first to say it. You attempted to use a word like "assess" 17 times? I doubt your biggest problem is spelling.

SubtleSunset 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:47

WOW that sucks. I remember two years ago on a drama script project we had to make of a fairy tale that I made rumplestiltskin a rapper etc....well once i said "Dances and rapes" instead of "raps" But I am sorry man.

Ridyn 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:19

this isn't FML worthy, you're just a dumb ass ho can't proof read their own damn writing. you are an example of American schools being shitty b

strawberryspacejam 11

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:14

ur a big racist dickshit American schools are better than your shitty education.

Seana01 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:23

Uhh, spell check anyone?

dramaqueen624 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:38

Number 129- "...you're just a dumb ass ho can't proof read their own damn writing." I believe you meant, "you're just a dumb ass WHO can't proofread their own damn writing." (:

DynamicDave 11

Friday 4 December 2009 9:05

YDI for several reasons: 1. Not checking and rechecking it before turning it in. 2. Using the word "assess" 17 times in one paper. 3. Apparently reading your paper for fun a week later (because that's when you discovered it). 4. Actually counting the number of times you said it in the paper.

biatchluuv 0

Monday 12 April 2010 21:29

ahahahaha!

aastha12003 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:56

oooo thats just toooo bad 

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