Bodyshaming and Work: Thanks, random stranger - FML

Thanks, random stranger

By { o } - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Miami

Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, "Hi, can I help you"? He looked at me for a few seconds before replying, "Fuck me, you need to lose some weight!" and then wandering off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 077

You deserved it 3 846

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Unrecognisable 12

Monday 23 March 2015 0:13

What a horrible thing to say. Hope it didn't ruin your day, OP! Ignore the idiot.

Eyalsh 32

Monday 23 March 2015 0:16

i am a drummer and i don't get the connection -.-

Comments

Mossygirl357 12

Monday 23 March 2015 1:21

Don't worry about what that jerk said to you.

SchelleForelle 18

Monday 23 March 2015 1:25

What the hell xD

tormcn 26

Monday 23 March 2015 1:27

**** you? You're too old!

sahmnc420 13

Monday 23 March 2015 1:31

I'm are u a stripper or hooker? Otherwise why does ur weight matter?

mcamilli 14

Monday 23 March 2015 1:35

Awe sorry to hear that! Who cares what an old mans opinion is on looks anyways!!

flyingmind_fml 17

Monday 23 March 2015 2:12

tell him that he needs a cane

colvindj 22

Monday 23 March 2015 2:14

that's Florida for ya, always classy

Futacy 29

Monday 23 March 2015 2:26

It's hard to believe that his generation was responsible for all of the new advancements of the 20th century.

amileah13 26

Monday 23 March 2015 2:33

People these days. So crass. Ugh

jbizzle1987 8

Monday 23 March 2015 2:42

Funny, but sorry to hear op

1
2
3
4
5

Keywords

Management Work Jealousy Love Relatable Mental health Relationship advice Friends Miscellaneous Awkward Health Healthy Lifestyle Ironic Food Birthday Family Money Mother in law Gifts Parents Public freakouts Education Students Exams Pranks Weird Argument AITA Insects Fear

The Top

Today, I got a secondhand message from my mother to not jerk off so much. I know it’s secondhand because my wife says the same thing. They’re in cahoots and lie to one another: mom just wants grandkids, and my wife doesn’t want a smile on my face she didn’t put there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 134

You deserved it 513

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 450

You deserved it 6 068

The Top

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 307

You deserved it 7 305

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 872

You deserved it 6 109

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 004

You deserved it 5 023

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 017

You deserved it 2 985

Today, it's been two weeks since my wife started her new job. She got overwhelmed and fell off the wagon on Monday. Instead of going to work, she spent the last week passed out drunk, and she'll probably get fired. We really needed that 100k a year she was going to make. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 102

You deserved it 137

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 013

You deserved it 372