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By Grossed Out - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML
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ojosverdes26 6

OH MY GOD! WIN. LOL, furball! Your mom's funny...

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KingJamesIII 0

your mom likes fur burgers x)

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Beavers18 6

Ya but that doesn't matter she's not the one who has to eat it.

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purplemnm 9

well it does keep it warm, no one likes a cold pussy.

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jaylynnlakebum 0

That's just weird! One thing for your dad to ask her, but you! why should you really care about what your mom's downstairs looks like. if that's how you like your woman one thing, but him to have you ask her, just wrong! tell your dad to just buy her a waxing, so that he isn't having to go through the forest to find the gold!

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XxKeLs3yxX 0

#17 well no one likes a hairy pussy either.

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purplemnm 9

someone should invent a pussy cozy then.

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koco4 0

they did, it's called panties

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purplemnm 9

pfft panties don't frikin work...you need a knitted wool cozy

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lajaynay 15

purple, what're you? 12? you're stupid for those comments. grow up. op, that really does suck... I wouldn't want to know my parents still have sex and especially wouldn't want to know my mom has a hairy muff... D:

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purplemnm 9

I'm 16, and **** you

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purplemnm 9

act 69 and **** off

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lajaynay 15

at least 69 is higher than your IQ.

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purplemnm 9

fail, come back when you can flip better shit than Elmo

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Diannaa 0

OP I know how you feel, my parents talk about any and every thing in front of me. My mom would have called it a bush though... eww.. F Our L.

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kkballenger09 0

yeah cold pussy suck :p

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PsychoMerk 0

Rofl xD you're mom is ******* awesome! n brazilians hurt like a bitch D:

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Trent_Atkins 0

you look very familiar I swear there is a girl that looks exactly like you in brea

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Trent_Atkins 0

seriously is your name Emily or something

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Monikabug 9

Brazilians do hurt, but it is definitely worth it.

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chellinha93 0

yep they do..... but we get used to it. :P

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volleyballx3 2

hahah ewww! that's grosssss,

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