Embarrassing, Weird, Parents and Intimacy: Thanks for the mental imagery - FML

Thanks for the mental imagery

By Grossed Out - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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DGross 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:07

wolf pussy :-)

ojosverdes26 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

OH MY GOD! WIN. LOL, furball! Your mom's funny...

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FMLrockzdude 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:32

eeeewwwwwwyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quantrungleap 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:42

ewww

addiesmybaby 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:45

hahah omg that's gross and hilarious, I know my mom doesn't have a furball I've had the luxury of walking in on her and my stepdad several times fMl!

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:00

what do you mean fml, it wasnt an accident after the first time and you know it you sick ****

haha123321 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:33

you think they would learn to lock the doors when you're around after the first couple times...

vicx 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:58

haha. so ur mom likes it hairy down under?

hedgerow 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 3:14

barf!

deborahs411 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:08

hell nah!!

brucesgirl 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:41

tramatized for life op

liljeron 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 6:53

yucky

davidle1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:40

first off dad should not be bringing this to you. second if my girl decided to grow a Forrest. I'd still do it..honestly it would not sway my enjoyment in the least. you should tell your dad to keep his bedroom shit to himself.

rosered 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:04

Ugh. I threw up in my mouth a little.

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