Thanks for the mental image!

By jennythezebra - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Thornton Heath

Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML
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Top comments

conman531 23

Hey, it's always okay to laugh at yourself

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htownpostman 16

Laughing at the stupidity of others at an attempted insult is always the best!

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DjaySkar 14

You should have said something like "yeah if I bent over, my ass would knock you into the next state."

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paigexox0 37

I guess you cant use the classic bend and snap technique then huh :(

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crazytwinsmom 25

OP has a great attitude and sense of humor!

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Better to just laugh it off anyway, rather than saying something stupid.

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91hayek 31

I don't know what you look like and already I want to be your friend. I like people who don't stoop to the level of ignorant ass-goblins and their comments, but I like them even better when they can laugh it off as well.

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SirMichael 13

Fat people really are jolly sometimes.

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sweetbliss3 37

what is she, santa claus? no, theyre not jolly, theyre people. and she should be proud to have a sense of humor and be able to laugh at "jokes."

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SweetasCandy0609 28

I'm glad you didn't let the customer get to you OP you're not fat god loved you so much he decided to super size you.

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91hayek 31

You sound like those mothers that are always there with a silver lining for their kids. My mom always said things like this and though I would just be even angrier at whatever was bothering me, she taught me how to have a positive attitude even if I didn't sugar coat it with flowery phrases and coat it in sweet idioms. Sayings come and go, a positive, never-say-die attitude stays forever.

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Nyarlothatep 12

You should've bent over whilst laughing...

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