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Man 10 year olds are mouthy mofos nowadays
Man, I hate kids. Why do people like them? They're such brats, there's nothing good about them. :p
since when do 10 year old's know what a douchbag is?? wtf?!
Straight-faced, too! That is hilarious. Don't take it too seriously - I mean, he's ten. Give him fifteen years - that's when he'll realize that he followed in your footsteps.
Your response: "Well son, you don't have to worry. You're a very unique douche bag, all your own! Now go **** yourself, you spoiled little son of a bitch. OK kids, who wants to learn how to make fried Twinkies?" By the way, fried Twinkies are awesome (in moderation)
I don't even know if you deserved that or if you life is just messed up. That was funny. You should have then slapped in the face with a hot griddle plate.
Hmm. He does know that you work with very sharp knives, right?
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That's when you say "Too late and I ****** your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.
well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol