Gamers, Nice Guys and Health: Thanks, dude

Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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DjeePee 24

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:36

Please, for the sake of my believe in humanity, tell me he's fourteen. Please.

ladybuuggy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:20

Aww! he is SUCH a keeper!

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mrpandagod1234 2

Monday 24 September 2012 14:06

He's a keeper

elizacandle 29

Friday 24 May 2013 19:03

New boyfriend needed!

KevinFlynn 13

Thursday 4 July 2013 16:30

time to find someone who cares

jrmhjs12213 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 22:56

Dumb his ass. Now. He's a piece of shit for not being there for you.

KatDoodar 10

Saturday 14 March 2015 7:29

mine would do the same damn thing dude I swear

lpatton 14

Tuesday 28 April 2015 19:07

Priorities man

2_Many_2_Count 3

Wednesday 6 May 2015 19:56

Not to be blunt but I think it's time you get a new boyfriend

LostDN 9

Friday 19 February 2016 5:18

people don't get caught usually anymore and he doesn't have to go with you

Why_me499 21

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:51

that sounds like what my ex would have done.

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 23 August 2016 22:38

Cod's a shit game for one thing. For another, are you all 13?

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Thanks, dude

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