Birthday, Lonely and Gifts: Taking the piss

Taking the piss

By birthday girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Toledo

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test I took earlier this year. FML

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Cruzg2017 18

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:28

I bet you were pissed.

darlingdollie 24

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:34

Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!

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brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 26 July 2014 15:00

Maybe someone still has a surprise for you. Be positive and have a happy Birthday.

THEEEEO 3

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:11

"Yes, we can confirm it is indeed piss, that'll be $50"

rick_maahea 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:13

Welcome to adulthood. I turned 25 in April. I only got 1 happy birthday from my wife. My parents live with me in fact and didn't say it. Why were YOU charged for a piss test?

brivielle 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 16:46

pun intended??

MissCuteStack 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 17:55

Happy Birthday OP

kellidear 8

Saturday 26 July 2014 18:04

Every time I've had to take a test, the company says they'll pay for it unless you fail. If that's the case, YDI.

apro6 6

Saturday 26 July 2014 18:59

Well I'm sorry but happy late birthday!

izneth 4

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:51

happy b-day!!!!

Aero_x 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:05

Happy birthday, OP!! And to everyone asking about why she had a piss test, you shouldn't assume it is drug related!

TakDatWitU 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:49

Happy Birthday

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