Birthday, Lonely and Gifts: Taking the piss

Happy birthday, OP! You were alone and as crappy that is at least no one ruined it. Trust me when I say the latter is way worse; I've had all of mine ruined so far.

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:37

For what's worth, happy birthday OP.

fsomelife 26

Saturday 26 July 2014 23:37

Happy Birthday! May the coming year be full of good friends and empty of piss tests :)

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:04

It's hard times for a lot of people out there, count your blessings

zandalee 19

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:30

Happy Birthday OP! Make this year your best yet and go out and do something to bring some lovely friends into your life.

xSalashawty 30

Sunday 27 July 2014 1:37

Happy birthday~

Kozmotis 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 3:39

It's my birthday too. Happy birthday, my twin!

more4me 27

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:48

Welcome to adulthood, sorry to say, where birthdays can become totally meaningless and un memorable. Sorry !

alicat13 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 11:11

Did you piss everyone else off?

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