Swindled

By Can2 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, I called my auto insurance company to try to get some discounts and lower my rate. I ended up adding $30 to my monthly payment. FML
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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Those bastards know how to con people. Be more careful next time

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annie_nk 22

Plot twist. His insurance company is Geico!

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MrSassypants 32

#17, if you want to stop plot twists joke, you shouldn't make them. That's like replying to "that's a shitty situation" with "that's a shitty joke."

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JosephMoore77 8

#21, He wasnt making the joke, he was mocking him

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Fuaaad1994 31

That sure did twist the plot pretty darn well.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Mr sassy pants I was mocking the plot twist that has become increasingly popular on this site. People try way too hard with them now. It's on every FML I read.

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Wizardo 33

Plot twist: these jokes are overrated and shit, stop.

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euphoricness 28

Plot twist: I have to poop

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hickdog 6

Wouldn't that be a plop twist? I know, I know. couldn't help it.

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\ 28

You just never know when jokes go out of style in the FML world. FML is an enigma.

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LinkandSaria 10

Plot twist: My phone is at half battery.

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TheWildRover1 12

Plot twist: Shut the f*** up and don't try so hard to be funny!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Plot twist: His insurance is State Farm and Jake persuaded him at 3am...

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Getting coerced into purchasing branded t-shirts, keyrings, mousemats and the deed to someone's soul..

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SammyS2012 21

jokes on you 26- the deed to one unlucky soul was automatically included in my car insurance premium. free of charge!

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HJKM_fml 19

Probably added on some "much needed" benefits. Insurance companies can be tricky like that. OP next time, don't be afraid to say no and hang up.

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Those bastards know how to con people. Be more careful next time

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chevygirl23 17

I'm very curious to what OP said to even get in that predicament.

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Greenteamextreme 16

Damn sales men!

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annie_nk 22

Save money by spending more! Insurance logic.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

"If you act now we can give you some more great coverage for the low price of $30.00 more a month!"

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LostApplePie 1

Why was the car embarrassed? Because it had gas!

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JD1147 27

Ahh lame jokes... I always liked "Ask me if I'm an orange." "Are you an orange?" "No." Bahahaha... What a pisser

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LinkandSaria 10

You two are the reason I like this site...

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zoegirl_455 30

They tricked you! Next time get out a calculator and pretend to calculate everything they offer you. It'll freak them out and show them you won't be fooled again!

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JosephMoore77 8

Yes because they can see the calculator over the phone

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zoegirl_455 30

That's why you say "hold on a sec I gotta punch this into my calculator" problem solved

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Edumcg 24

I bet that pretending part will end up with OP writing "boobs" on his calculator.

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