Still better than the Cats movie

By dirty deeds - 31/05/2020 14:00

Today, my brother’s cat pissed on my brand new bed. He refuses to replace the mattress, and claims it wasn’t his cat. We only have one cat. FML
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Kurliez408 32

why replace a brand new mattress?? there's plenty of products made just for the purpose of cleaning mattresses. you think every child who wets the bed gets a brand new mattress?

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Sady_Ct 37

Wait till he is out... swap the beds, when he’s fixed it swap them back

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Sady_Ct 37

Wait till he is out... swap the beds, when he’s fixed it swap them back

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geerod 15

Robert your an ass ! Piss has a noxious odor which doesn’t go away and cat piss is worse. Obviously you don’t have a cat or have never cleaned!

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Isaac Shields 9

and you are obviously a bigger idiot there are cleaning products for this cat piss does not warrant a new mattress idiot

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Seeya55 31

This is why you buy a mattress protector right away! Especially with pets!

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RichardPencil 30

Always use a mattress protector to prevent accidents with pets...or squirters. Now that you've learned that, piss on your brother's bed to re-establish dominance.

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Kurliez408 32

why replace a brand new mattress?? there's plenty of products made just for the purpose of cleaning mattresses. you think every child who wets the bed gets a brand new mattress?

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Seeya55 31

While I mostly agree....cat piss is one of the WORST smells that will forever linger. If it's in the middle of a spring and padded mattress...that thing is done for.

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ClumbsyHotty 10

You have obviously never smelt cat pee? It smells like ammonia

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Baby_123 8

If the cat claimed the bed but ur a human... doesn’t that kinda mean that the cat made you clam it so now u own a cat

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Sady_Ct 37

As a person who has owned multiple cats throughout my life... I can safely say that most products don’t work as they claim, and being a thick mattress... will be even harder to clean. Even the staff at the vets office don’t recommend the products they stock as they don’t work in the surgery, so the bottles are all covered in dust and customers are warned. You need a super strong special enzymatic cleaner that has the correct enzymes to eat the uric acid crystals that are left when the pee has dried. The uric acid is what stinks.... the more you wet and try to clean the more they are spread around, the more it will stink.

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jobekka 20

just turn the matress over.. then it'll only smell downwards

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tulsy42 6

That sucks but why wouldn’t you have a mattress protector?

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