Stealthy

By ohdear - 31/10/2011 15:38 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
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ndnpride88 25

Man that's disgusting

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shalia_fml 1

I vomited a little inside... Not very classy. And hopefully there were no smells.... Oh god.

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AllyCat23 9

That's disgusting. She should have gotten her lazy ass up and went to the bathroom.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

I think you meant "her lazy ******."

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ronton 4

Wow. That's naaaasty. Does anyone else have a craving for tomato soup right now?

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livelaughcheer_2 2

ha you really think the blood that comes outta there is anything like tomato soup?

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ih82bl8 2

Really!? I was just eating tomato soup!! Gross!

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DawnMarie11 0

You are just as much of a pig as op's girlfriend you and her deserve eachother.

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MagicallyFat 12

There are some things that are not meant for the Internet… this is one of them.

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Stupend0us 7

Must have been a good movie. But don't dump her yet. I anxiously await your next FML when she pees in your empty drink cup or ***** in the empty popcorn bag because she doesn't want to miss the movie.

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Stupend0us 7

Must have been a good movie. But don't dump her yet. I anxiously await your next FML when she pees in your empty drink cup or ***** in the empty popcorn bag because she doesn't want to miss the movie.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Well...HOPEFULLY they're empty ....

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theressarina 2

You would be surprised at what all happens in dark theatres. You're no worse off than you were before...just more enlightened. Enjoy your popcorn.

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megapeyt 17

Epic win this comment

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loserman67 35

Classy, very very classy! Did everyone in the theatre suddenly wonder who was eating the fish sandwich? Just wait to see what she does at your family reunion!

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loserman67 35

Classy, very very classy! Did everyone in the theatre suddnely wonder who was eating the fish sandwich? Just wait to see what she does at your family reunion!

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