Stealthy

By ohdear - 31/10/2011 15:38 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
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ndnpride88 25

Man that's disgusting

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stacianichole 2

She did not wash her hands...

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lilcc86 0

and you stay with someone THAT disgusting, sooooo gross!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SirSquishyPants 1

At least she didn't throw it on the ground for someone else to find... Like someones child

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stacianichole 2

Is that really the bright side?

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shireeniee 8

In this case, it's the best we can hope for.

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wordnerd42 0

"someone's child" could reference "she," "it," or "someone else".. And for some reason, I connected it the other ways first, and laughed. (In English...) "At least she didn't throw it on the ground for someone else to find, like she did with someone's child." I'm such a nerd, FML.

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tylersign 11

Wow. She is a pro at that.

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katialovesfml 0

True it's a red flag that she has done it more than once. OP can expect it to happen more in the future...

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

Like a boss! Still ******* gross though.

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The_creator_fml 2

"Oh she shouldnt have done that, he was just a boy"-eric cartman lol

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Monkeysmommy1 0

That's disgusting. Dump her and get a chick who will go to BATHROOM!!

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flockz 19

out of context, your comment is hilarious.

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lakergurl_24 0

Omg that is freakin DISGUSTING!! Desperate to not miss a minute of the movie much??

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palahniukpaul 6

Oh get over it. You immature brat

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