Birthday, Clothes, Party and Miscellaneous: Stay fresh

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By bluewinter - 23/05/2009 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

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You deserved it 9 726

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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You deserved it 128

By neverbeenkissed - 03/07/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 9 049

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 31 205

Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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You deserved it 3 507

By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 5 093

Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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You deserved it 2 662

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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You deserved it 3 988

By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 196

You deserved it 7 828

By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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You deserved it 3 865

wowfmlife 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:09

It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy

geesquared 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

So... I assume you wear women's clothing?

Comments

writerajere 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:38

I can see this being an FML if you're saying as a 24 year old guy you have the same breast size as a 14 year old girl.

Rauron 0

Friday 29 May 2009 6:22

... YDI for failing at FMLs.

thefury 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:49

bloke? that sound brit to me you bloody brit

dorkyana 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:12

haha wtf? BLOKE.. really? are you REALLY going to be putting on chick clothes bigo GAY.

Superawesomestev 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:40

man boobies? yours were bigger than hers I'm assuming.

ZombieKitteh 8

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:47

haha now that's what I call a 'conversation starter'!

Mjfalcon 8

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:58

bloke... that's funny. I love listening to British people talk, gives me entertainment for a good while.

akhockey6 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:22

what is a bloke???

Hollisss 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:21

YDI. Get out of the young women's section next time you shop.

OrangePilot 8

Friday 13 May 2011 8:38

Can I get her number I am 14 going on 15

bluemoongirl 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:59

what are you doing at a liddo kids party???

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