Relatable, Awkward, Smells and Love: Stank - FML

Stank

By sadass - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

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smellingood10 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:13

AHAHAHAHAHA ; sad . Let's dip those things into coconut oil shall we ? Sorry about your boyfriend being like that though (= Tell him that if he makes another comment like that, you'll stick your toes up his nose .

chumpychump 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:34

That sucks. One time my boyfriend told me my breath stunk and I just brushed me teeth. After eating like dozens of mints he told me he was joking. So your boyfriend was probably just messing around with you...

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pinkstardust 9

Monday 6 July 2015 18:54

You must got some sticky feet for him to smell it in the next room

Bryce8 11

Saturday 19 September 2015 10:10

Don't really get why everyone is calling your boyfriend a ass hole, I mean if your feet stink, they stink, at least he is honest about it. Better coming from him then your boss or Co worker.

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