Kids, Pranks, Parents and Scary: Spooked

Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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You deserved it 17 634

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

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You deserved it 88

By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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You deserved it 4 731

By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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You deserved it 2 106

By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 451

You deserved it 4 523

By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 46 785

By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 967

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

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You deserved it 4 527

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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You deserved it 6 202

Insane parents

By mermyth - 28/10/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, my mom came to my room to tell me that there were guests coming over. Five minutes later, she came to my room to scream at me for not doing the dishes, “like she just told me.” When? FML

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You deserved it 129

By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

metallica_wins 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

MADD: Moms Against Dirty Dishes

Aligator67 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:01

Sounds like an... Interesting mom. Good luck OP. FYL

Comments

fk18 27

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:23

Your mom sounds awesome

lsg3000 6

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:24

3 words: Creepy as hell!

BFons 19

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:25

Sounds like that Simpsons episode where Homer bursts into Bart's room with a chainsaw.

CooperRage 13

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:52

Wasn't there some brownies involved too? Mmmmmmmmmmm. Brownies.

zandalee 19

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:30

Seems to me, you won't be forgetting to do your own dishes and cleaning up again.

KinkyCurly 13

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:34

Doing dishes is the worst so I'm with your mom on this one! Do your own dishes next time!!

perdix 29

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:48

Just holding the knife? In some households, not doing the dishes could cost you a pinkie toe.

LostMy_Marbles 24

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:56

Maybe my mum should use this tactic on my siblings, might work on them ;) Tough luck though OP, make sure you don't forget to hang the clothes out either!