Lonely, Television and Miscellaneous: Speak to me - FML

Speak to me

By Lonely - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I felt so lonely that I left the TV on for company. Then the power went out. FML

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thedrummer 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:46

FAP= Forever Alone Party

mazora 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:44

Sounds like a party.

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 23 August 2015 19:28

Everyone uses the tv to keep them company.

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