Love, Weird, Awkward, Cooking and Pizza: Sounds like a keeper

Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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You deserved it 11 881

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Same thing different taste

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 108

You deserved it 64 108

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 997

You deserved it 8 071

Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 159

You deserved it 141

Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 208

You deserved it 188

Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 934

You deserved it 182

Prince Charming

By muskogee - 20/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 369

You deserved it 333

By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 992

You deserved it 10 719

By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 181

You deserved it 7 380

Slacker

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has a freezer full of his favorite dish, which I cooked for him, yet he is subsisting on chocolate and those pathetic ready-made sandwiches from the supermarket. Why? Thawing and heating up a meal is too much trouble when I’m not there to do it for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 637

You deserved it 181

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 261

You deserved it 6 690

laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:48

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

olpally 32

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:49

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

Comments

Fluffydemise 18

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:58

Screaming? It's only a pizza for crying out loud. I developed my asbestos fingers long ago, sounds like your man needs to spend more time in the kitchen, not less. I voted your life sucks, if only because no one should have to listen to a 24 year old man screaming that he, excuse me while I paraphrase, 'got an owwwie'

Annies 17

Saturday 26 June 2021 4:51

Not everyone can develop a pain tolerance. I was beat up on a daily basis for 12 years and my pain tolerance is still about the same as a newborn’s.

chocofudges94 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:59

I do hope that by "I hate this part" he was referring to the general act of pulling food out of the oven and not the act of doing so with his bare hands...cause if he's done this before...

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:37

Why would he hate the act of pulling food out of the oven if he wasn't an idiot who did it with his bare hands on a regular basis? If not for that I would think pulling out the food when it's done would be one of the best parts because it means you get to eat it soon.

chocofudges94 8

Friday 12 April 2013 1:59

Maybe it's the fear aspect of potentially burning your hand. Some people get anxious being so close to such extreme heat.

Leprekhaun 14

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:01

Pain is weakness leaving the body!

Rob2342 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:04

Thats when you know it is time to move on.

Kuramasan_fml 12

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:16

I dunno. I think it's cute if your BF is a little stupid sometimes. ^_^

ptoka 20

Thursday 11 April 2013 20:14

There's a difference between a little stupid and full on idiocy

Pstraka6 20

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:06

Well you shouldn't expect much when he says he's "cooking" you dinner and proceeds to throw a frozen pizza in the oven

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:12

that's hilarious ....i'm sorry op

JDCH_99 10

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:13

Run. Run like hell before he slips one past the goalie!

MrConcise 34

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:14

He was willing to burn himself to cook for you. Much more romantic than flowers, steak, lobster, a box of chocolates...Nah, this scenario isn't getting any better. I give up.