Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7

Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy

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Unabletuna 6

Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Awe, 27! Look on the bright side; there are people who look worst than you. You're not fat, nor are you ugly. You're be-you-tee-ful! xoxo

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mustangkid21 0

Well facebook is all drama anyhow.... If your a adult you dont play those games.... Just delet your account for now and who cares what other people think and it's your life! Btw shit happens

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llamafish 25

Then what games do adults play? Farmville?

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prettyladyjo 2

Apples to apples:)

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prettyladyjo 2

39- apples to apples:D

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llamafish 25

I ******* love Apples to Apples. I suddenly can't wait to grow up :D

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MCTime 12

I know you're being thumbed down but I somewhat agree. Facebook is horrible for relationships along with several other technologies. However, you do not have to delete Facebook to be an adult, Facebook can be beneficial for business and last time I checked adults tend to run those. Oh, and it's an* adult. Nothing personal, those a-an's just get under my skin.

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hockeyoceancity 13

or maybe this is Op's karma? you don't know her life story by listening to one of her FML's lol. maybe you're right or maybe i am.

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rattusrattus 18

Don't take him back. He sounds like a... you know, I don't want to insult people who **********, so I'll think of an insult some other time.

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HyperSquirrel 8

He sounds like a total jerk! I'm sorry OP =( if you want revenge you could start rumors about him having a small dick and STDs.. Although that could cause more drama =/ good luck OP =/

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tj4234 35

if you really care about it you could theoretically trace his IP address. Your privacy settings gives you a list of the IP addresses of who has accessed your account.

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angelinaanimerg 7

LOL WTFFFF Nevrr heard of that before haha

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xJVlental 4

winning duh? lol

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