Snarky

By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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jeezburger12 10

That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...

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Outsider_77 0

You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards

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Joshawott 21

Your boss had a point then. Besides, think of something wittier to say, at least.

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HunterAlpha1 8

umm... yeah, not the best time for a mom joke.

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thatsvintage 6

Smooth move, Einstein. Good luck getting another job.

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jokerknowledge 0

That's great woulda done the same shit LMFAO

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mattorama 15

You would have acted like an immature idiot and then gotten fired from your job? Brilliant.

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lifeisabitchthen 4

Best fml ever.

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Cupid522 0

I often say that when my sister asks me questions. Its only all good and fun when you're saying it to the right person. Aka NOT you boss. Haha

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iwadasn 32

Doesn't the insult lose whatever sting it might have had when the mother in question is also your mom?

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BritLass 15

If only there were more people like you, the world would be a better place.

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iwadasn 32

If there were more people like him, the unemployment rate would be even higher than it already is.

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