Snarky

By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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jeezburger12 10

That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...

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Outsider_77 0

You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards

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aliciab394 5

Strangely enough I am listening the the song sarcasm as I read this. Ha ha!!

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stevethegreat57 0

Lol your my hero i wish i could say that to my boss!

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GLaDOSv1_09 19

You wish you had the opportunity to reply to one of your boss's questions with "your mom"? Well, at least you have enough of a brain to avoid going further than thinking it. You aren't the dumbest person here, as little as that says.

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OHai15 12

I used to be a dumbass like you, then i took a book to the brain.....

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xxundertherosexx 0

Don't worry I said the same thing to my german teacher when she asked me what I was doing

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Honda288 2

After a half hour of being bitched at I think I would be pissed off enough to let slip something like that. But it could have all been avoided if you had been more happy and polite with customers to begin with.

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