Smoking hot dude

By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
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azouwa 26

I suggest you give her a week before you hit her with part 2.

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EggyDogger 13

Give it a month, or 5

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

Well at least you can always quit smoking :)

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Lobby_Bee 17

I guess I'm gay?

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Lora Wood 11

I've never met a gay man stupid enough to smoke.

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Charlie Given 26

Lol do ya happen to live in England where ciggs are called fag's ya could use it for part 2.

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alien236 8

Seriously though, smoking is one of the worst (and therefore stupidest) things you can do to yourself. I don't blame your mother for crying. She was probably imagining you in a couple decades with yellow teeth, lung cancer, and a hole in your neck.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Sounds like you have more than one oral fixation.

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Davros 12

Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and tell them you have an oral fixation

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tounces7 27

So be smart, and quit smoking, and then tell her you're gay. Your lungs will thank you someday, and your wallet will thank you immediately.

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chairmanofthebored 1

Maybe she is only worried about your health? She might not care about being gay as long as you are happy

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