Gross, Home improvement, Smells and Flooding: Smell you later - FML

Smell you later

By razzipost1 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I came home from work to my basement flooding. With sewage. That wasn't from our house. FML

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Shelbyvillain 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:09

Would it have been better if the sewage was your own? At least you don't have to fix your sewage tank on top of doing a massive clean up... Sucks to be you..

Gesq1 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:19

Your own personal sewage? Meh. I have hand sanitizer. It might be nice to see old friends. Other peoples' sewage? ******* DISGUSTING!

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Kpotassium 4

Friday 23 December 2016 5:38

this happened to my grandparents, their neighbors had their drainage rerouted onto my grandparents' house. there was a big flood, and the streets were like rivers, and their basement flooded with sewage from the neighbors. It was a real bad flood, cars were sinking and stuff, and the roads really did look like rivers. you could drive a boat out there.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 August 2022 4:16

OH SHIT!

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