Awkward, Dentist, Smells, Farts and Health: Smell you later

Smell you later

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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Oops

By Toothy. - 25/07/2009 04:21 - Australia

Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

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By babs - 07/05/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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By toothache - 14/05/2013 12:03 - United States - Morton Grove

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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Nervous Nelly

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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Kervik 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 1:41

Absolutely DELICIOUS!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 18 October 2009 1:56

Lucky dentist with his mask on doesn't even have to smell his own fart. :P Just breathe through your mouth. Making him smell your bad breath is nothing compared to you having to smell his appalling booty-toots.

Comments

xentaya 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 13:02

He has his mask on and with that in mind its fact that everyone likes their own brand.... Poor dentist, he missed out!

viral_fml 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 16:02

5 minutes? Bit of an exaggeration considering farts (supposedly) only stink for 12 seconds.

RockVolley09 8

Friday 10 February 2012 7:47

That's a bold-faced lie.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 18 October 2009 21:26

That must have tasted lovely. You should have let one loose in return.

Aerianna 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:00

Beautiful. Really. Especially when you're reading this with a mouthful of food. *claps*

EllisIsland09 0

Monday 19 October 2009 2:58

i hate when something smells bad and your mouth is open!!

jonny2x4 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:11

Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy it too.

NumberZine 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:44

YDI for never farting ever. OH WAIT?

ladiesman14 0

Monday 19 October 2009 11:52

did it smell like jalpeno chili nachos. are there any studies of fart smells based on what you ate. example if girl ate a cherry snow cone would her fart smell like that ? anyone ?