Smell you later

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4

Lucky dentist with his mask on doesn't even have to smell his own fart. :P Just breathe through your mouth. Making him smell your bad breath is nothing compared to you having to smell his appalling booty-toots.

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wes85 2

Everything you smell you kinda taste too it's all connected.

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epicwinmaster 0

do you smell with your mouth? no. so just breathe out of your mouth and it wont matter

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RatIsKing 0

hmmph. I moderated this but said no. someone else mustve pushed it through :P

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Witchcraft_fml 4

This board is confusing me with its disappearing comments.

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teebonehead 0

And your point is ?

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jessxoxo28 5

EEEEWWWW!!!! wtf is wrong with ur dentist?????

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begeru 0

Nothing, he farts like every other human.

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ItsAshxD 0

Since when is it silent when you get your cavities filled? It was never silent when I got mine filled. Between the drilling, and the suction thing that sucks the saliva out of your mouth so you won't swallow.

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Wolmystical 0

That happen's it gets worse, the older they get.

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

I think it would be more of a FML for the dentist. How embarrassing. And come on, we've all passed gas at awkward times, surely. I could definitely relate to the dentist...

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TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

Fml's these days so stupid sounds gross, but not an fml

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allmidnighteyes 10

Not a FML, eh? How about I eat an extra hearty helping of Chipotle, extra generous on the pinto beans and hot salsa, strap you down, somehow keep your mouth open, and let loose?

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