Smart kid

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton

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Today, my neighbor pointed at me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML
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Top comments

Econforthwin 15

Well ignoring the fact that an 11 year old shouldn't talk like that, maybe consider getting your own place and starting an independent life.

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beeferjay 34

im guessing you are leaving out other key facts that contribute to your lack of said pussy

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Tsukiyomi 16

Kick him in the dick and say "you neither"

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gracehi 31

Right. Because a grown ass man assaulting a child because his delicate little ego can't handle a little mockery is just swell.

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Badkarma4u 17

Oh hell no. If op isn't ready to move out. He damn sure isn't ready for jail.

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saffy66 34

Anyone else wish for someone to shove a giant cake of soap in this kid's mouth? His parents must be so proud... Sadly too many parents these days let their kids get away with speaking like that, unfortunately all too often because it's how they were taught to speak at home.

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gracehi 31

Chances are the kid is repeating exactly what his parents said about OP behind his back.

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Xandrick 22

Jeez...kids are getting worse these days.

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The_Skittish_One 27

Ignoring OPs reasons for living at home (and there are many valid ones and we won't have enough information to comment on that well anyway), that kid is in serious need of disciplinary action. I don't want to immediately jump to blaming his parents because I don't know him and I don't know them, but something needs to be done. Sorry OP.

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Badkarma4u 17

I don't know. 30 ans still living with mom. Does a good enough job on its own.

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Badkarma4u 17

Enjoy wizard status.

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Fureq 4

Why do you care what a 11 year old said and your 13 should you really be trying to get "pussy"

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Xion0014 20

He lives with his mama too, and doesn't get any pussy. I wouldn't pay attention to a child lmao

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