Accident, Painful and Kids: Slipping up

Hard to vote on this one... Socks on wooden stairs w/ pledge would be fooken dangerous. But he didn't say he got hurt. Cool that the kid is helping around the house. Time to teach the kid that pledge is for furniture only.

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:09

It wouldn't be an FML if he didn't get hurt....Duh!

kwosti 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:39

FYL Jake_the_Cake... why comment if you dont know what's what or why...?

hahaha6 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:54

Uh.... to find out what it is! You know, some people DON'T find ignorance to be blissful. FYL for not using logic.

nuga 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:55

Kwosti- To clarify the fml so he could get what was 'fml' about it. Did I really have to explain that?

mattmag 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:58

Kwosti, did you not consider for a moment that Jake could be from a country where Pledge is not sold?

lesp 6

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:59

At least she was trying. Now you just gotta direct that energy.

kwosti 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:08

I come from a country where pledge is not sold, I live in a different country where pledge is not sold, and yet.... i didnt need to ask what it was

Squirrellord911 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:12

that happened to me 2 days ago

Spaz0matic69 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:16

Haha, that happened to me a month ago. My iPod was in my pocket and I thought I broke it, but thankfully it was okay. My hip wasn't though :(

lifesucks49 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:04

haha you made me laugh, id be more worried about my ipod too:P

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