SIR!

By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML
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DocBastard 38

I hope you work at a grocery store. Otherwise this FML goes from kinky to truly bizarre.

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ballettillidie 8

Please use the lotion instead.

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NiZZALooNY 9

how did she deserve it..

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flying_turtle_14 7

That takes playing with your food to a whole new level.

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DWynter 11

I'm just trying to figure out why you'd say that - unless some one was rubbing peas on them self? Like #4 says, I hope you work at a grocery store.

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NOACCEPTANCE772 21

Happened here in Nottingham? Where not shit happens? Hard to believe...

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maggiewalters 17

Were they in a pack, frozen? Otherwise i cant see how this would work...

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Bludmagnus 13

OMG... I really don't want to know more details.. and that is the first time I have ever said that to an FML that is so short....

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