SIR!

By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML
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DocBastard 38

I hope you work at a grocery store. Otherwise this FML goes from kinky to truly bizarre.

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ballettillidie 8

Please use the lotion instead.

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Comments

tehdarkness 21

It's FML's like this that make me wish there was a "like" button as well.

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Pyro_Wolf 17

Well there's a "Favorites" button. Close enough?

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martin8337 35

There are truly some sick ass. people in the world.

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cuterussian1 9

wow, that is sad. i feel bad for you. I remember at my job. i had to say, "Sir, please stop rubbing that area in public" 5 times.

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KipHackman 3

was it Keenan Thompson dressed as a lunch lady?"Everybody loves peas!"

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mccrightp 29

By the Hammer of Thor, that sounds truly awful!

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an3ph 20

Not sure if I want an explanation or if I'd rather stick with my mental image.

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SaintJimmyxx 8

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET

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sp4ksu_fml 9

I love your name! Twatstick!

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nbrowser 24

I'm fairly certain I moderated this one...sounds too f'n funny lol

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