Shady tactics

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Rowville

Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 843
You deserved it 3 090

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This is where you play the "MOOOOOOOM!!!" card.

That's some good old fashioned tough love. Get back on the field and slam his ass back.

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Guess your dad was and still is a true player. :p

There are no rules in Rugby. Just kidding your dad sounds like a real jerk.

This reminds me of that scene from wedding crashers, the guy takes the game way too seriously. Sack lunch!!!

next time he's in the ruck, be sure put your boots on his nuts or back

Take him out! You should be in better shape than your Oldman

onorexveritas 23

no one is a godamned accident,they are all ****** swimming champion

mad_hatter0666 22

**Noob alert** How do you see the country on FMLs?

Underneath the FML it will state the when posted, who by and country....usually.

Gotta keep your head in the game, also Slam in Rugby's are against the law's, even Dump Tackles are dubious, but i suppose if it was family prolly self reffed