Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: SEXY! - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Spicy

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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Experiment!

By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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ChenEighty 20

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:38

Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.

thestrangedude 10

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:42

So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?

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yourloveisbliss 1

Friday 21 March 2014 21:12

lol a guy i dated chose jersey show lol wow so insulting lol

beezchurch88 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:25

if I was you id just imagine he was jax teller Durring sex then. meow!

mkcherry 14

Saturday 22 March 2014 11:00

he must not like you very much anymore. I could kind of see watching something sexy but a melodramatic show about mainly out of shape men?

shinshoku13 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:54

Jax is pretty hot! Its not so bad ;)

plunkit 6

Sunday 23 March 2014 9:56

I see this fml is filed under 'intimacy.' Hmmm.

StefanKa 23

Thursday 27 March 2014 7:45

And what seems to be the problem..? It's a good show with great music.

dkt_lee 4

Monday 7 April 2014 13:01

I don't see anything wrong with this, lol. My husband and I watched Psych together last week while getting intimate. Then we both cuddled up and finished the episode afterwards.

misskitten354 2

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:47

thats awesome!

ncny124 2

Friday 20 June 2014 8:31

The club approved. Just don't let Gemma find out

Hairdye_queen 0

Monday 2 February 2015 17:39

I wacth American horror story while having sex.

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