Grandparents and Intimacy: Sex work is real work

Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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Stop talking!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Brie - 05/09/2011 13:00 - United States

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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elchiclebubalu 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.

Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

That really blows! lmao

Comments

albert17 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:23

ewwwwwww

iranoutofnames 6

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:41

"mamaw really is a *****!"

heavymetalman1 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:08

now she can only gum

mcalla32 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:06

what's your grams name I might look her up and see if she wants back in the buisness

Silly_Sam 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:50

How much did she charge???

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:00

Back in the 1800's prostitutes were called "soiled doves."

blademaster23 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:25

im part of that history!

AnRom 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:26

I would honestly find that fascinating... stop being a prude!

rachness 0

Monday 22 March 2010 6:32

yeah her not wanting to hear about all the guys she ****** makes her a prude

eduyanez 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:48

This is amazing!

Asstazztic 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 22:47

xxjona777xx is a ******* retard for thinking YDI for having a slutty grandma

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