Serial killer
By bananapie69 - 29/05/2020 23:00
By bananapie69 - 29/05/2020 23:00
By Tajjali Fatima - 13/09/2020 22:58
By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States
By Teddy - 26/08/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 21:30
By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 00:00
By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 02:00
By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada
By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20
By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis
By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States
Boss move! Now, when normal office work restarts, no one will steal your lunch. First, they know you're a badass, and second, they're afraid of what they may find (like a human forearm you gnaw on.)
"Today, I accidentally admitted I was the Zodiac Killer, but I'm covering my tracks by claiming I was listening to a true crimes podcast. I really have to stop drinking absinthe. FML." That's what you're really saying, isn't it?
I didn't think Ted Cruz knew of FML!
It's the absinthe.
At least it wasn't ****?
Keywords
Boss move! Now, when normal office work restarts, no one will steal your lunch. First, they know you're a badass, and second, they're afraid of what they may find (like a human forearm you gnaw on.)
There are so many worse things that could’ve happened in that scenario lol. At least it wasn’t ****!