Embarrassing, Singing and Music: Screeching - FML

Screeching

By sdd - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Lotzwil

Today, I was chatting with my choir leader. I told him that I have been thinking about taking singing lessons. His immediate reaction was, "Thank God, finally!" FML

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lilhellian 26

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:00

Some people just can't sing...

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:02

You must not have The Voice you thought you did. But still, that comment would take my Glee away, keep practicing until you're Pitch Perfect!

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DDCA 24

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:34

Normally, people in the choir know how to sing and carry a tune. It's because they care that they encourage you to further your talents. And it's capital G!

otaku25 4

Friday 25 January 2013 14:59

He might be saying that you can't sing. I've had a friend that can't sing even after he has voice lessons so the guy might think you have potential.

15949058 4

Saturday 26 January 2013 18:32

How is that so bad?

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 28 January 2013 5:43

Musical leaders/directors are always very excited about their pupils taking lessons and getting better. It doesn't mean you're a bad singer, but the possibility isn't totally excluded.

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