Scheduling

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 04:53 - United States

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Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

**** the schedule, everything's more fun when done together!

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Islander_fml 5

That's not weird at all. My roommate and I for this coming year are going to work out masturbation and sexile issues calmly and easily at the beginning of the year; he did the same with his roommate last year, and I'm great friends with them both, and we all have no problem in the slightest talking about masturbating. Really, OP, grow up and stop being embarrassed over the shit that doesn't matter.

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NikkiMeMcLovin 4

Lmao. Would you rather have walked into his masturbation time because you didn't know the schedule?? Knowing that he jerks off is alot less uncomfortable than actually catching him doing it.

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tyler9467 0

That happens alot in shared living areas. Get over it. YDI for being immature and over sensitive.

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JokeMeister 0

That's your cue to leave.

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bluefairy_fml 24

How come you met your roommate AFTER moving in? Didn't you think about finding out what kind of person you were going to live with, BEFORE actually renting the apartment?

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tyler_420 0

that guy is weird.

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Pvt_Kaoss 0

keeping America bate-in idiocracy reference

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TOL_fml 6

I think it was good he told you so you won't be 'surprised' if you ever walked in on him. He could've worked his way into the convo. then having that be the first thing he said. oh well

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