Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
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br0ccoli 14

I bet your 'sprint for life' burned tons of calories. I bet you lost 5 pounds, I mean, you were scared shitless, right?

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Real life "Temple Run"

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gfoxx17 0

Such bullshit....it would have caught you easily

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

That's one way to get in shape!

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IndieApathy 21

I don't know how it is in USA, but here in South Africa, our houses are self-made prisons with 10 foot walls. Don't you people at least tie your dogs up inside to prevent them from terrorising joggers?

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laden_swallow09 34

That's what we're /supposed/ to do, but like any country, we still have those who are ignorant of laws and regulations concerning pets or who are negligent of their own property. Most of us at least have a fence to keep them in.

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kandi_kid69 15

-Cue music- It's the final countdown.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Well he just wanted to help motivate you!

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groupleader 7

Those german shepherds were always known to dig the fat chicks.

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