Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 225
You deserved it 3 041

Same thing different taste

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Let yourself get bitten. Sue the owners. Proceeds go to lipo. Win.

It being a win is assuming OP isn't killed or maimed. An angry German Shepard is serious business, OP could need a lot more than lipo. Plus, the dog would be destroyed purely because the owners couldn't train it.

pandaRanda 0

That's what you get for attempting to exercise! Lol fyl

civilxslaughter 4

One of the many reasons to invest in a treadmill.

perdix 29

It's great that the German Shepherd can make your workouts more intense, but can it get you to put down that donut?!?!

shaykay1995 5

At least you got the exercise...

eman1972 4

I would call the dogcatcher. Or bring your mace with you next time.

citymayer 7

I'm thinking the dog was chasing after you bc you were running. Dogs tend to do that to play. It's hard to own a dog so vicious that it chases people. Even strays aren't generally like that. Only a small handful of dogs are actually that mean. Dogs aren't made to be mean.

Blaqkeyeliner 6

Lol ya, domesticated dogs. One's that are trained properly. But then again my grandpa trained his dogs to attack everyone but him.... :/

beastiness 14

Ydi for running like an idiot, dogs will chase you, especially German sheperds ( well in my experience at least ) i can almost guarantee if you stopped running it would have done nothing to you because obviously your still alive and it's next to impossible to out run them, but on the other hand good job for going running in the first place

gusjuanillo 2

Haha. What are the chances haha!