Run away, fast

By jlong9071 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Charlotte

Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 026
You deserved it 40 898
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Top comments

devildog562 33

You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.

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Trinidad727 9

That has pain written all over it!!

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devildog562 33

You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.

206 3
sarah5745 41

I agree. You don't talk shit about anyone, even if it's your girlfriend dad.

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MeanBeagle 22

rule #10, everything you do to my daughter I do to you.

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cakefete2 30

Hey 20, good luck getting me pregnant. *nine months later* "Pregnant man tells about delivery room blues, next on the news at ten."

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MeanBeagle 22

I don't have a daughter. good luck getting your hand pregnant.

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DippinGrizzly907 27

Sir Cakefete, had me rolling on the ground like a sausage dieing of laughter! That was awesome haha. Way to go brotha!

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tiptoppc 19

No, he’s now one with the dirt. He can stay down there. Maybe his body may help the soil bear fruit.

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Im2Shy 16

Congratulations on living to tell the story. You should "talk the game" if you can't "play in it too"

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Im2Shy 16

*shouldnt. Yes, not wearing my glasses usually results in mistakes and I'm fully awaiting all the thumbs down.

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CommanderColton 11

But... you got three thumbs up. That's a plus.

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chidexy 21

Seriously tho you didn't about that first

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raeepressley 12

Seriously though... Thank you for your loose grasp of the English language.

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chidexy 21

Wow didn't even see that. Sorry. I deserve all the down votes

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worldclassrager 39

It looks like you may have a great father in law bond if he doesn't kill you first

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headofmedusa 15

If only there was a button that stated exactly that.

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cakefete2 30

This remind me of the 90's sitcoms. "He's right behind me, isn't he?" Then the camera pans out to show the dad has been there all along.

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xKrisSmoove 21

Should probably keep her dad out of your conversations if you want that relationship to go further.

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headofmedusa 15

I think YDI. Never talk bad about someone unless you're willing to say it to their face.

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cryssycakesx3 22

If only there was a button that stated exactly that...

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Senseless_487 29

There's a button that tells that life lesson? Where is it?!

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brand125 17

22 - fail at trying to be one of those people

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Uglyfeet 23

It would take a lot of buttons... better stick with just YDI and FYL. By the way, #22 deserved it lol

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