Porn and Kids: Rule 34

Rule 34

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 5 179

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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You deserved it 2 603

By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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You deserved it 3 599

Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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You deserved it 432

Art is art

By ashamed father - 09/03/2014 22:32 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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You deserved it 8 642

By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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You deserved it 1 266

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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jelly_bennett 23

Wednesday 2 September 2015 23:52

I blame bronies

Onepocketpimp 7

Wednesday 2 September 2015 23:53

install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized

Comments

Wyrmflight 13

Thursday 3 September 2015 1:57

a lot of people are saying ydi for not having a blocker or safesearch on, but seriously so many of these pictures are not flagged for mature content and show up anyways.

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 3 September 2015 4:11

There's fans tagging things as unsafe. I'm on Google and I'm not finding straight ****, I've found a handful of images out of three full searches so far that I'm tagging.

ApplePie1994 27

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:00

50 Shades of Brony

puppie406 23

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:03

Bronies ruin everything.

KaidensCrow 18

Friday 4 September 2015 3:33

cloppers ruin everything

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:04

This is why the normal fans like me can't have nice things

Irishae 16

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:07

Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists, there's **** about it.

yukahnn 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:20

Bwaha internet win

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:31

You really need to put on safe search, she could've searched ANYTHING. MLP fans actually went through the images and made sure the **** images would be blocked for this reason.

sgtvertigo 3

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:33

sgtvertigo 3

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:35

As a brony myself, I do personally find the pornography disgusting and not necessary for any reason, it's probably what gives the fandom a bad wrap that and the fact that some of us can be super annoying

GhostFox 33

Thursday 3 September 2015 10:43

Rap. The word you are looking for is rap. As in rap sheet. Slang for criminal record. You are not an undelicious food item consisting of one item rolled up in another, thus it is not a "bad wrap."