Porn and Kids: Rule 34

Rule 34

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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Art is art

By ashamed father - 09/03/2014 22:32 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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jelly_bennett 23

Wednesday 2 September 2015 23:52

I blame bronies

Onepocketpimp 7

Wednesday 2 September 2015 23:53

install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized

Comments

OrganicSistah 17

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:12

Wow she's scarred for life. How did you explain what she saw??

prettygurl89 16

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:13

This is sad but hilarious

gossamerrhy 6

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:18

That's craZy

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:20

Should turn safe search on

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:30

Surprised this wasn't a post the admins preemptively locked comments on, brony posts usually get a boatload of hateful prejudiced comments

Hop6e 22

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:41

You know....I'm 19 and I think even 10 years older then that poor little girl I would let out a blood curdling scream too. Sorry she had to witness that, good luck with the child block.

Hildy93 21

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:58

You sick twisted ****

jinique87 19

Thursday 3 September 2015 7:11

people have such sick minds. they poison innocent children characters and make everything pornography. I have no faith left in humanity.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 3 September 2015 15:26

Your first mistake was having faith in it to begin with.

davek 36

Thursday 3 September 2015 7:19

Rule 34. No exceptions.

Axel5238 29

Thursday 3 September 2015 7:29

It really is true a friend dared me to test that theory so I searched Pepsi's japanese mascot Pepsi Man ****. Sure enough I found **** which included a 20z pepsi bottle going in his urethra among other things. Somewhere someone is getting off to stuff like this and it makes me sad inside.