Roadie

By partypooper - 28/07/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage for his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 694
You deserved it 3 040

Same thing different taste

Top comments

He actually ASKED you to leave? "Thanks for your help, please don't hang around"? That sucks

Tell him you're glad he understands how awkward it would have been for you to hang around, with you sleeping with his fiance last month and all.

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magichateball 0

"Just pull out the pin and bickety bam, the whole stage comes crashing down and we go smoke a bowl!"

Like it would kill him to add 1 more person to the guest list.

I would kill that fool. but at least he personally (I think) told you you're not invited, instead of him sending someone else, like his wife or someone ha ha. that would have been wayyy ****** up. I

If you weren't invited to the wedding, why would you go to help out?

Caldwell94 0

You should have showed up at the wedding drunk, waited till he goes to the bathroom, and tried to piss between his legs

EveryDayJackAss 0

did you AT LEAST call him an asshole? i mean come on! all that work just to get kicked out

Thats harsh... Sorry Well least he asked..didn't tell you to actually **** off..

Funky_T 0

Simple man..... lash his wife and one of his sisters if he has any...

MiseryAlice 0

If it we're me, I'd crash the wedding and ruin everything. And I mean everything. Or you could go to the reception, and smash the wedding cake in your face.