Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Rewarding

Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

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Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that'll kill my sex drive, just so she won't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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tanekdrachonae 19

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:39

Guess you should get to work then.

MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:40

Sweep or weep.

Comments

derek4 1

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:11

I wish my wife would create a Sex Rewards chart. Beats no sex at all.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:11

woman who use sex as power make men weak,, never give them that power

Gradask 10

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:15

I can understand this, if you are in BDSM relationship and you are the sub. But if you are not, then time for therapy, because then the normal , healthy respect and love in a relationship is gone.

jazs1mba 3

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:16

That's actually a really good idea

mad_hatter0666 22

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:16

Let's discuss what's lead your wife to this point.

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:19

She's essentially turned herself into a prostitute.

Tymaster5 22

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:20

Dude you got a right hand put it to work.

ElricMustang 23

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:21

I understand if she wants a little help around the house, but that's wrong. Imagine he did that to he wife? I'm sure the comments would be more like "you shouldn't stand for that shit; you're better than that, leave his ass."

sarahjanesmith 12

Sunday 8 December 2013 16:13

A man would never be stupid enough to hold sex over a woman they'd loose every time

platypus546 24

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:21

isn't that prostitution? clearly you're not that good in bed. after all, why would your wife deny her own pleasure?

Xalandra 17

Monday 9 December 2013 21:34

Because there's no possible way that women can ever pleasure themselves... Yeah right!

ZombieSazza 34

Saturday 7 December 2013 20:21

Wtf?! She needs to stop treating you like you're 5 years old and you do need to pull your weight and help her with the housework, you both live there, you both clean the damn house!