Relatable, Awkward and Money: Rave on - FML

Rave on

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I used the same credit card to apply to college and pay for a rave ticket. My card went through on the rave ticket but denied the college application fee. I guess my credit card is trying to tell me something about my future. FML

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Starfire22 5

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:22

Next time make sure to pay for the important things first then the not so important things...

Punkartmama 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:10

Yeah, it's telling you that your priorities are messed up.

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brokenintopieces 5

Sunday 26 August 2012 5:34

you might wanna get that checked...

Lamboman10 4

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:11

its telling you that you made the right choice and you should go to more raves

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 February 2014 18:36

Keep going.,,you'll need a college education...but I would take a rave over college to be honest...

TumblrAndStuff 14

Tuesday 24 June 2014 1:36

Did you have fun at the rave?

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 18 February 2015 22:28

You might wanna sort out your priorities, then.

404wan 19

Wednesday 2 January 2019 2:29

the **** are you paying for these things by credit card? if you dont have the money you wont have the money. stop living on credit and live within your damn means. no wonder so many Americans are drowning in debt.

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